Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 1



Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Are you mexican? Because you're my juan and only!

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot!

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

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