Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 3



Be unique and different, say yes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

You’re so cute it’s distracting!

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone's wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I know where they give out free drinks... it’s a place called “My House”!

I can't think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You’re my favorite weakness.

You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

You're hotter than donut grease.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

If you were a steak you would be well done.

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

Where do you hide your wings?

Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so FINE!

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.

It's a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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